What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 05:04
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
share office space ...
Still no good
So they tried
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes